The Threat.Sammi: *reads a message on her favorite site from, what she thinks, is another fan or friend… she reads the message out loud* "…do it or you will have to face the consequences." OH MY GAwD! THEY ARE GONNA KILL ME!The Threat. by MsSlasher
*Freddy walks in with his morning coffee and sit on the couch*
Sammi: THEY ARE GONNA KILL ME!!!
*Freddy gets startled and drops his coffee, the hot coffee spilt all over him*
Freddy: WHAT THE HELL, SAMANTHA?!
Sammi: *hops into Freddy's lap, not caring bout the coffee on him* They. Are. Gonna. Kill. Me! *buries her head into his chest*
Freddy: *sighs and pushes her onto the floor* Well. I'm not going to your funeral.
Sammi: ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME?
Freddy: Are you gonna pay me?
Sammi: Freddy. I hate to break it to you.... but you're dead.
Freddy: I know, dummy.
Sammi: What do you want with money?
Freddy : *smirks and goes off into a blank stare* I can think of a.... few things... mmmm.
Sammi: Dare I ask... what?
Freddy: Donuts. What did you think it was?
Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. |
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